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March 03, 2005

What's grosser than gross?

Do you remember those jokes from when you were younger? I was thinking about them this morning, but I can't really remember any. Post some in the comments if you do.

Here's what's grosser than gross at my house. Me, scraping poop out of Evan's diaper with a tongue depressor into a little plastic jar. Imagine that one. There was gagging. I was so disgusted. But the poop was delivered to the lab, and the blood was taken, and we await results.

Posted by jenny at March 3, 2005 02:55 PM
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How about watching a dirty fourth grade girl sneeze a green-boogery sneeze into her hand without kleenex...then she looks up at you like, "what should i do now?"


p.s. gina and i are pregnant...due on the fourth of july.

Posted by: eric at March 3, 2005 05:24 PM

What's grosser than gross? Sliding down a rusty razorblade into a pool of rubbing alcohol.

Eric and Gina:
Congrats- maybe we'll hear from you more now that we have more in common. Good Luck!

Posted by: mikaele at March 3, 2005 05:34 PM

Grosser than gross:

Taking your niece and/or nephew out for an afternoon, and finally, one volunteers to hold your hand without being asked, only to find out they wanted to use your sleeve as a tissue to wipe their nose.

Posted by: U J at March 3, 2005 06:41 PM

Scissors!

Congratulations Eric and Gina! I miss you Eric.

Posted by: Mikes Mom at March 4, 2005 12:39 PM

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